Month: February 2008

Total 25 Posts

What Correlates?

I want to know: what in your life correlates to job satisfaction?

It wasn’t always this way for me but once blogging became a daily fix, it fed my job satisfaction, which then fed my blogging. It isn’t coincidence, then, that a brief hiatus here corresponds to another of my miserable on-the-ledge moments out thereA moment which, uncharacteristically, I handled outside this forum. You’re welcome..

For better or worse, this dy/dan thing here has become a pretty accurate barometer for how much I enjoy teaching, a realization which leaves me wondering, what correlates for you?

Polls are open.

You Get To Fire A Math Teacher

A little sadism for your Sunday. Benjamin Baxter puts forward two math teachers:

  1. The competent geometry teacher who knows not much more than first-semester calculus, one who has quite a lot of charisma.
  2. The resident whiz who knows his math stuff – whatever that entails – but lacks so much charisma. Think Steven Hawking.

And says, for budgetary reasons, you’ve gotta fire one of them. Any thoughts, toss ’em his way.

For my part, I think it’s obvious. You fire the shorter teacher. Always.

[Update: My response to this somewhat absurd hypothetical will come as a surprise to no one.]

This girl is dangerous.

As much as you’d like to believe there are only two crowds here – one crowd of competent ed-technophiles and another of ignorant ed-technophobes – there is a crowd of teachers milling about the faculty lounge that gets this stuff, that enjoys this stuff even, but that needs a sales pitch less emotional and more practical when it comes to classroom integration.

Enter Dina Strasser’s seven skeptical questions, which lays our inner monologues out for everybody else. I swear, if y’all would just read and link and del.icio.us this up, I’d never have to write about my classroom tech reservations again. Hers are that comprehensive.

  1. Does this value-added, teacher-independent learning relate DIRECTLY to my content objectives and standards?

    Sorry. “Universally related” or “indirectly related” just doesn’t cut it–this is the open door for uncritical idolatry. For example, I have never understood the lumbering Godzilla-like argument that because our kids are “digital natives,” we should de facto use tech in school. Why? If using tech is as natural to them as breathing, isn’t this like asking us to teach kids to breathe?

If you’re a tech coordinator, -evangelist or -salesperson, you’d do well to read the rest and realize that, if you can’t sell your particular product [Twitter, Skype, Ustream, whatever] to a tech-savvy teacher who has outlined her every objection in advance, then you will find deaf ears everywhere else as well.

So Happy Together #4

Make the marriage of your digital projector and laptop a happy one.

One Idea:

Use visual callbacks to refresh their memory.

Like this:

We’re talking about tessellations, how squares and equilateral triangles tile your bathroom floor without gaps.

I put up a square / equilateral triangle in Keynote and after they draw the tessellation on their paper, I hit a button and the same thing animates on the screen.

The next day I want to talk about the general case.

Without my digital projector, I’d say, “Okay, so you guys remember yesterday how we saw that an equilateral triangle tessellated the plane? Will your garden-variety, no-account scalene triangle do the same thing?”

No one would contradict my first assumption but only, like, 50% would really remember.

With a digital projector, though, I just copy & paste a slide from the previous day, strip off its animations, and there I have an effective visual callback to the last lesson.

Just like the “Previously on Lost ” introductions, this technique functions even when pushed weeks into the past.

“Remember when we were looking at distance around the Earth last month?”

And they do.

Previous Editions:

Linked Lists:

Two found lists, both old, both worthwhile in parts.

Stefan Sagmeister on Things I Have Learned In My Life So Far:

  1. Drugs feel great in the beginning and become a drag later on.
  2. Over time I get used to everything and start taking for granted.
  3. Money does not make me happy.
  4. My dreams have no meaning.

And, more recently, Immaculate Heart College’s Art Department Rules:

  1. Nothing is a mistake. There is no win and no fail. There is only make.
  2. The only rule is work. If you work it will lead to something. It’s the people who do all of the work all the time who eventually catch on to things.
  3. Don’t try to create and analyse at the same time. They’re different processes.

There is only make.