Year: 2008

Total 265 Posts

Letter to a New Teacher

Awhile back, a new teacher e-mailed me:

I’m tired of watching math taught the way math is taught at my school – review last night’s homework, give notes, start that night’s homework. I want to do things differently but I don’t know how.

I’m not gonna pretend my kids wouldn’t rather be at Seabright than taking my class, but year-for-year my attendance has never been higher. For the first time since getting into this, I get kids mad at me for calling in a sub. Like they prefer the class with me in it than without.

Here, reformatted a bit for blog output, is my reply:

Such a huge question, [redacted]. Let’s see where ten minutes of typing takes us.

Kids today, I think, find the typical classroom pace too slow. Teacher writes something on the board. Kid writes it down. They talk about it. Two years ago I chopped that time in half using a digital projector and Keynote to type my notes in advance of the class. I gesture. I talk about whatever they see on the board but they don’t have to wait for me.

Transitions take too long. Teachers burn a few minutes here and there passing out worksheets or getting kids started into an opener or allowing them to line up at the door early.

Basically I think the first step to creating a classroom that kids look forward to is to reclaim any minutes you possibly can through good planning and good classroom management.

After that you pave the way for a lot of miscellaneous fun. For example, if you run a warmup, toss an interesting question onto the end that’s unrelated to math. They’ll look forward to it. It’ll show ’em that their teacher cares about stuff they’re interested in or at least that she doesn’t just care exclusively about stuff they aren’t interested in (ie. math). I’ve attached a list of questions I use in class, most of which were lifted from a book called Vital Statistics which I wholeheartedly recommendDon’t ask..

After you salt those throughout your class routine, you start making the math more engaging. Ask yourself: if I have a good idea for a mathematical connection or application, can I make a learning experience out of it? If you don’t have a projector, you’re pretty well limited to worksheets and outside artifacts. But from there, walking around with the knowledge that if you had a good idea, you could do something with it, you’ll start getting good ideas from all corners.

I get ’em watching TV a lot. I extract a video clip and make a thirty-minute worksheet out of it. Not ’cause I have any amazing insight or skills but because I’m constantly in teacher mode, looking for interesting things.

So you’ve started tossing small engaging bits along the margins of your classroom and you’ve started making your activities more interesting. Then I really recommend you reconsider how you assign homework and how you assess. In my opinion, the default procedures for homework (1-30 odd) and assessment (large, comprehensive tests every two weeks) are extremely damaging to kids. I have two posts in my most-read sidebar (Why I Don’t Assign Homework & How Math Must Assess) which explain a lot of this.

Brain dump there, [redacted]. Please don’t consider any of this prescriptive or gospel. There are plenty of ways to make a math class that kids hate to miss. These are a few of mine.

Regards,

Dan

A Moonwalking Red Herring

Dina Strasser, responding to skepticism of her earlier skepticism, addresses those who would suggest that classroom tech is a sufficient motivator for students:

While I have witnessed this and agree, I also think that it’s a red herring. A sparkling, glitzy herring in high heels dancing backwards, but a herring all the same. If I scan a page of a vocabulary workbook into the computer, convert it to PDF, and add digital fill in the blanks, my kids may be “motivated” to work on it— but it’s still the same damn workbook that has no basis in effective teaching practice, flexible problem solving, or language acquisition research.

Engaging a classroom on a daily basis requires more than just some superficial adjustment to classroom form. You’ve gotta bring great, diverse content daily and, unfortunately, there exists no tool, no shortcut, nothing else to do the job but the blunt application of profound creativity in the direction of challenging content standards.

Out Loud

Michael Lopp with a great article on presentation, though he goes off the deep end, imo, in the final paragraph:

This presentation is only partially about you and what you think. Yes, you are the guiding force, but the goal is to present an idea with space around it. In this space, your audience is going to pour their own experience and their opinions; they’re going to make your idea their own.

Related: How to Not Throw Up

Updated: The quoted paragraph is not the lunatic passage. The quoted passage is right on. The lunatic passage is this one:

Could you give your entire presentation from a single slide. 50 minutes, a room full of people, and you with your single slide with six bullet points?

That’s your goal, and you can have a wildly successful presentation without achieving it, but a one-slide presentation represents the ultimate commitment to your audience. It says, “This isn’t about slides. This about me telling you a great story… out loud.”

The Correlatives

Selected responses to my question: what external factors correlate to your teaching satisfaction? (Or dis-, as was my particular situation.)

  • Benjamin Baxter: Music

    For example, if I’ve had a good day, I’ll listen to Gordon Goodwin, Dr. Demento, classic rock or Richard Nixon’s speeches. If I’ve had a bad day, I’ll listen to Sammy Davis, Jr., Cake, The Decemberists or Alexi Murdoch.

  • TMAO: Blog Output

    I think I got a negative correlation thing going. The rougher things get, the more virtual ink gets spilled.

  • Sarah Cannon: Time Spent On Phone

    The worse the day, the longer I need to debrief and the more likely I am to call a friend to distract me from planning the next day.

  • Stephen Humphrey: Family Time

    And the great thing is it’s a leading indicator by about six months; if I’m reducing my hours at home, I can know that my job satisfaction is going to be in the gutter in half-a-year—plenty of time to fix it now that I recognize the indicator and look for it.

  • Jackie B: Interpersonal Communication

    If I’m joking in the math workroom or with kids in the hall or after school, things are going well. If they aren’t going as well as I’d like, I’m brooding.

  • Dina Strasser: Unspeakable, Frankly

    And now I will drown some kittens. Excuse me.

A Debt Owed To Pavlov

Let’s say that every day for a semester, as the release bell rings, you say, sincerely, “Bye bye, boys and girls. It was good to see you today.”

Let’s say now that it’s second semester and your students have forgotten just how much math used to bore them not ten months ago. They’re feeling out the edges of classroom norms. They’re challenging behavior expectations a little more casually than they used to.

You may feel inclined to deliver a speech, something about how you brought them your best work today while they brought you much less than that.

But, if you really want to mess with their programming, to issue a sharp, subconscious reality check, simply let the release bell ring without your usual valediction.

The effect is sobering, contemplative, and downright funereal.