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Whoa.

This whole Diigo thing cracked me up, everyone claiming they’d been pushing it for years, like me and my friends claim lifelong allegiance to bands the second they get signed. It seemed funny enough for remark but, wow, did I ever miss the mark with that one.

It’s tough to tell if Clay is genuinely wounded or, rather, really really really happy for the opportunity to thwack me with his 9-iron but, regardless, my editorials aren’t worth anything to me if they bother hard-working bloggers that much and blotch up the edublogosphere.

My fault, Clay.

Updated:

I have no idea how seriously to take Clay Burell’s umbrage now that he’s deleted his poison pen letter [cached]. Apparently, with his full-bodied rant, he was just trying to teach us all that bullying is bad. Astonishing.

Knocking Them Down At ASCD

Dina Strasser and Patrick Higgins both rock recaps of sessions at the ASCD… which stands for “Association for Supervision and Curriculum Development,” a title which hits just about every one of my sweet spots. annual conference.

Dina took requests and reviewed a session called Decriminalizing Homework, during which Dr. Cathy Vatterott launched cherry bombs into the crowd (quoted from Dina):

  1. Eliminate grading homework.
  2. Homework that cannot be done without help is not good homework.
  3. A building which has a range of homework weights from 10 percent to 89 percent of a subject grade is “just stupid,” Vatterott stated flatly.

Meanwhile, Patrick, whose unease in his position as technical overlord at his school has inspired some precious reflection recentlyDay 72: No eats lunch with me anymore., attended Brain-Friendly Presentation Skills. I’m prepping my first speaking engagement since August, on entirely new material, and Patrick’s notes were useful:

One of the most powerful things she did was move us. Not the kind where we were emotionally moved, but rather we physically moved around the room. In the 90+ minutes we were there, we moved over 15 times. We conversed, we shared information and discussed the topics in the handout on our own terms, but in ways that she dictated.

The presenter swerves across a fine line and then back again, though, when she implores her audience to “simply walk around the room and touch something blue,” strategies for “engagement” only one degree removed from dosing out amphetamines to dozing attendees.

Pay close attention to the suggestions involving collaborative reflection. Ignore anything that looks like the presenter’s buying her audience’s engagement on the cheap. That’s what engaging content is for.

Well I Never

Let’s say your New York City charter school has resolved to pay every teacher a base salary of $125,000. You’re about to drown in applicants. How do you sort through them?

If you’re founder/principal Zeke Vanderhoek:

The school’s teachers will be selected through a rigorous application process outlined on its Web site, www.tepcharter.org, and run by Mr. Vanderhoek. There will be telephone and in-person interviews, and applicants will have to submit multiple forms of evidence attesting to their students’ achievement and their own prowess; only those scoring at the 90th percentile in the verbal section of the GRE, GMAT or similar tests need apply. The process will culminate in three live teaching auditions.

Waitaminit … expertise verified by student achievement?!

Who in the hell does this stuffed suit Vanderhoek think he is, telling me my worth as a teacher is in any way related to what my kids know? If they don’t learn, that’s on them, their parents maybe too, but not me.

I mean, look, man, I’m an artist and you can’t assess art with numbers. Unless they’re the six numbers you’re fixin’ to write on my check.

I mean, it’s almost like he’s trying to turn teaching into a profession.

Ban Bad Homework

My latest post is up at Authentic Education, responding to the prompt, “Should homework be banned?” I respond (unsurprisingly) along the lines of, “No, but …. ”

So ban the homework assigned because a teacher couldn’t manage her class (“Okay … okay, everyone … listen up … take the rest of this home for homework.”) or because a teacher couldn’t make something meaningful out of the full class period (” … tell you what, I’ll let you start early on tonight’s homework.”).

Holler back over there.

[Update: Dana Huff throws down the gauntlet and Alfie Kohn (!) picks it up.]