- drove to San Jose Municipal airport sometime around 04h00 PST;
- gate agent bumped me to first class just before departure, setting the whole trip up on a high shelf from the start;
- sneered back at the peasantry in economy seating seventeen times over the first twelve minutes of flight;
- read Andrew Keen’s anti-Web-2.0 anti-fun polemic The Cult of the Amateur 35,000 feet above Utah’s Great Salt Flats, agreeing with much of it, estimating the percent of unhappy edubloggers who read it to be somewhere around 35, finishing it as we taxied into Minneapolis-St. Paul;
- met my twin sister (last seen: 1.5 years ago) and two cousins (last seen: 10 years ago) in St. Cloud;
- was introduced by doting grandparents to each of St. Cloud’s 62,000 residents;
- was asked an awful lot about my job teaching math;
- saw in College-Aged Cousin diligence, industry, and some other virtues I cherish and covet;
- experienced an awful moment of clarity;
- realized I am and have been wasting my diligence and industry in a profession which, by evidence of how it pays its employees (by years and units), doesn’t care about hard work or industry;
- wrote a letter to the editor of the San Francisco Chronicle entitled “Obituary of a Fourth-Year Teacher” and CC’d my district;
- licked the stamp;
- called TMAO, asked him to talk me down;
- put the letter in a drawer;
- got flagged for one of TSA’s special security screenings on the flight back which seemed to fit the overall arc of the trip like a glove.
Year: 2007
The crossover assignment.
Here we moved between pie- and stacked-bar graphs using the indescribably (and, with respect to the movie itself, disproportionately) awesome one sheet to The Kingdom.

This time around, as a concession to time constraints, I gave them the survey results.

The Kingdom Analysis handout (contains both pie- and stacked-bar graphs)
Similar to ID111 but with movie posters. Somewhere in between these two we practiced measuring and drawing angles.
I stressed that I wanted their reaction to the poster itself and not to the movie, which some students doubtlessly hadn’t seen.
I included two of my favorite one sheets. Reactions came back mixed and I lamented silently how NCLB has looted artistic appreciation in our nation’s public school for corporate fun and profit.

Fun questions to ask (again):
- Who loved the most one sheets?
- Who hated the most one sheets?
- Whose one sheet was the most hated?
- Whose one sheet was the most liked?

One Sheet Analysis Template (student carries this from desk to desk)
Personal Pie Graph Template (student makes her personal pie graph on this)
One Sheet Analysis Template II (this stays with each one sheet for students to mark)
One Sheet Class Analysis Template (this follows the one sheet from class to class)
The One Sheets We Used (formatting is left as an exercise for the reader)
Student Protractors (print ’em out on overhead transparency)
I downloaded thirty-or-so old school album covers (like, old school), enough for each member of them class, printed them all out on matte photo paper for $4.50 at a photo booth
The kid categorized her reaction to her own album cover as one of “Love,” “Like,” “Dislike,” or “Hate.”
Then she got back to her desk and made two stacked bar charts. One for her own design tastes. And one for how well the class regarded her album cover.
I used the same album cover for each of my three algebra periods and had them use the same color legend so the result was a kind-of-slick representation of how the classes differed. (For instance, third period had some extreme reactions to the Devo cover below while the other two periods were more tempered in their enthusiasm.)

Fun questions to ask:
- Who loved the most covers?
- Who hated the most covers?
- Whose cover was the most hated?
- Whose cover was the most liked?

Stacked Bar Template I
Album Covers We (Dis)like Handout
The Album Covers We Used (ready for 4×6 printing)
Homework the previous night was to record the genre of the next 25 songs they listened to. I showed ’em how to sort their songs by “Last Played” in iTunes.

They came back the next day and I had them tally up their genres, again, building stacked bars of their music preferences. Everyone used the same color/genre legends and we posted a long strip of music preferences on the back wall.

For reasons I can’t quite recall, I had them come up to my laptop at the front and punch their preferences into a GoogleDocs spreadsheet also. Makes me sound like some School 2.0 badass but I didn’t do anything with it that I can remember.
I did beat it into them over and over again how cool it was we could draw conclusions about our class’ preferences at a quick glance.